Q: Dear "manChic, My girlfriend thinks I watch too much porn. I told her that I love to watch the girls … they are the pro's of "making love". I think she is jealous what do I do?
Signed, Too Much Porn.
A: Dear Too Much...I have THE book suggestion! If your girlfriend is jealous and you want her to be more like one of the busty babes on your favorite DVD...then I will pass you onto to the pro, Jenna Jameson. Both of you read her book, and voila...your both PRO’S … cameras not included … Get the book: How To Make Love Like a Porn Star.
Men watch porn. Period. Jenna looks brillaint in that cover, no?
Great suggestion on the book, a gf has it, she sez it's fab. Personally, I've done lots of field work on making love with porn stars. The book will appear soon, giggle.
Posted by: rod | March 26, 2005 at 03:03 PM
She's not jealous, you idiot. She's hurt that you aren't satisfied with what she's been providing you. Obviously, you've made it abundantly clear that she's just not up to par with your standards. Watching porn is fine, especially when two people in a loving relationship can share it. Comparing your partner to a "pro faker with more screen smoke than not" is just nonesense.
PS. And try looking at yourself. I hope your your getting your sex tips from somewhere other than porn, cuz trust me, those guys are NOT pleasing their women.
Posted by: Cyn | April 07, 2005 at 09:38 AM